NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Rupert Murdoch mentioned that telling the reality underneath oath whereas being deposed for a lawsuit in opposition to Fox Information was “by far the worst expertise of my life.”
The media mogul disclosed that, when he was requested to lift his proper hand and inform the reality, the entire fact, and nothing however the fact, “I assumed I used to be going to be sick.”
“Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson had warned me that telling the reality could be dangerous,” he mentioned. “However I used to be unprepared for a way harrowing it turned out to be.”
“The way in which it really works is, folks ask you questions, and you must inform them what truly occurred and never one thing you made up,” he defined. “It was past beastly.”
Reflecting on the traumatic expertise, Murdoch mentioned, “I do know there are some individuals who inform the reality day in and time out, and I don’t understand how they handle it. I’ve instructed the reality as soon as, and I don’t intend to do it once more.”
